This a story of which must have been experienced by most of my friends out there.
Boy meets girl.
Boy likes girl.
Boy speaks a lot to the girl.
Boy feels girl is taking interest.
Boy asks girl out.
Girl says "No, lets just remain friends."
Boy is in a boiling rage and feels he just received the biggest FU of his life.
There might be some differences to the above but this what usually happens when most of us.And life can become quite disturbing after it with all the awkwardness in the air whenever you face her after that.
I have been through those same phases in my life but I got through them.But I agree it would have been quite impossible if my family and friends were not there for me. And it has made me realize, that the person that you should be with is not the one that you like but is actually quite the opposite of that. It should be the one who cares about you.
Friday, November 25, 2011
Monday, November 7, 2011
A re-imagined climax of Harry Potter
Now we all know that the last part of Harry Potter was,well,pretty much of a disappointment, at least for me. Well I saw the movie again recently and I am not kidding I had a dream which I am gonna narrate to you.
My dream begins when Harry first goes to face Voldemort after discovering that he pretty much was a "Bali ka Bakra". So he goes there and the whole Avada Kedavra shit happens. Both Voldemort and Harry faint. Now this is where the climax deviated for me in the dream. Voldemort asks Hagrid to check for harry's vitals (again this was a dream so I dont why he does that) Hagrid realizes that Harry is still very much alive. So Hagrid lies believing that now those Death Eaters would leave them alone.But they celebrating and in comes the Crucio spell towards Harry that paralyzes his limbs. Hagrid then runs away with Harry's body. Half of the death eaters chase him while the others go with Voldemort towards Hogwarts to pretty much destroy everything over there.
Hagrid finally manages to thwart his chasers and uses his skills in mechanical engineering(again it was a dream) to develop robotic limbs and then attaches it to him with a cool helmet and a face mask. So Harry starts looking like Darth Vader ( he even shouts the infamous "NOOO" when he discovers this!).Meanwhile Nevile has become General of all the students and teachers present in the castle of Hogwarts and slices of Nagini's head. Enraged Voldemort goes on a killing spree. He finally faces Neville who tries to kill him but misses the opportunity when the Gryffindor sword misses Voldemort's neck by inches but hits the Elder wand in Voldemort's hand breaking it.The sword slips from Nevile's hands and falls on the ground. Seeing this, Neville skedaddles away from the spot and Voldemort gets the sword.
Hagrid then reveals to Harry the location of the mythical sword of Excalibur. Said to be the toughest sword ever created, Harry goes to retrieve the sword, obtains it and heads straight towards Hogwarts.
After that many limbs are cut, body parts dismembered, heads rolling around here and there until finally Harry faces off with Voldemort (now this is the part where I really got excited coz Voldemort faces with Harry but he looks like Darth Vader so its actually Voldemort vs Darth Vader!!)
So after some trash talking from both the sides, the action begins. And in true Star Wars style we have sparks, full on swings, collisions of both the swords at each and every moment of the duel.Spectators staring at the whole spectacle unveiling in front of them with their eyes wide open and their jaws down on the ground.
Ultimately, Harry slices Voldemort's head off his torso while the rest of his body just blows off like a super nova.
19 years later, Ron is shown to be owning a franchise of stores that specialises in selling super-brooms (which is just like a normal broom but with super magic given it so it goes faster!). Hermione opens a chain of fashion stores and marries Ron and Harry, well, Harry's robotic limbs stop working so he is now restricted on a wheel chair but then he pretty much becomes the Stephen Hawking of the Magic world(he even gets magical equivalent of what Stephen Hawking owns to communicate) so good for Harry.
And after reading all this, you thought "What the hell was that?" I qoute Nelly over here "It was only just a Dream".
My dream begins when Harry first goes to face Voldemort after discovering that he pretty much was a "Bali ka Bakra". So he goes there and the whole Avada Kedavra shit happens. Both Voldemort and Harry faint. Now this is where the climax deviated for me in the dream. Voldemort asks Hagrid to check for harry's vitals (again this was a dream so I dont why he does that) Hagrid realizes that Harry is still very much alive. So Hagrid lies believing that now those Death Eaters would leave them alone.But they celebrating and in comes the Crucio spell towards Harry that paralyzes his limbs. Hagrid then runs away with Harry's body. Half of the death eaters chase him while the others go with Voldemort towards Hogwarts to pretty much destroy everything over there.
Hagrid finally manages to thwart his chasers and uses his skills in mechanical engineering(again it was a dream) to develop robotic limbs and then attaches it to him with a cool helmet and a face mask. So Harry starts looking like Darth Vader ( he even shouts the infamous "NOOO" when he discovers this!).Meanwhile Nevile has become General of all the students and teachers present in the castle of Hogwarts and slices of Nagini's head. Enraged Voldemort goes on a killing spree. He finally faces Neville who tries to kill him but misses the opportunity when the Gryffindor sword misses Voldemort's neck by inches but hits the Elder wand in Voldemort's hand breaking it.The sword slips from Nevile's hands and falls on the ground. Seeing this, Neville skedaddles away from the spot and Voldemort gets the sword.
Hagrid then reveals to Harry the location of the mythical sword of Excalibur. Said to be the toughest sword ever created, Harry goes to retrieve the sword, obtains it and heads straight towards Hogwarts.
After that many limbs are cut, body parts dismembered, heads rolling around here and there until finally Harry faces off with Voldemort (now this is the part where I really got excited coz Voldemort faces with Harry but he looks like Darth Vader so its actually Voldemort vs Darth Vader!!)
So after some trash talking from both the sides, the action begins. And in true Star Wars style we have sparks, full on swings, collisions of both the swords at each and every moment of the duel.Spectators staring at the whole spectacle unveiling in front of them with their eyes wide open and their jaws down on the ground.
Ultimately, Harry slices Voldemort's head off his torso while the rest of his body just blows off like a super nova.
19 years later, Ron is shown to be owning a franchise of stores that specialises in selling super-brooms (which is just like a normal broom but with super magic given it so it goes faster!). Hermione opens a chain of fashion stores and marries Ron and Harry, well, Harry's robotic limbs stop working so he is now restricted on a wheel chair but then he pretty much becomes the Stephen Hawking of the Magic world(he even gets magical equivalent of what Stephen Hawking owns to communicate) so good for Harry.
And after reading all this, you thought "What the hell was that?" I qoute Nelly over here "It was only just a Dream".
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